Monday, June 28, 2010

Fashion Hates: Twilight Clothing

I am not a fan of Twilight, even though I am a 16-year-old female.
Not only am I not a fan... but I am a hater. Aside from the whole immature obsessive teen-romance thing... NEWSFLASH: Vampires = creepy, horrible, perverted.

Which is why this new trend of "Twilight" themed clothing is very, very, yucky to me. I am so tired of going into the juniors' section of JCPenney and seeing shirts with "Forget prince... I'm gonna marry a vampire", "Forbidden fruit tastes the best," an other such revolting messages. Not to mention the countless "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" shirts.

Wow. Have fun. Bella is a retarded simpleton.

NO. Please. Sparkle?? Not cool.

Of course there are all the pillowcases and shirts and bags and purses with Edward and Jacob on them...but I will not be sharing those with you. 
Edward's face is not allowed on my blog, thank you very much.


  1. Woo HOO! You go girl!

    Amen and amen.

  2. I do enjoy Twilight, but I totally agree with you about the clothes. Ewww! And I really just don't get the whole "team" thing...

  3. I want you to know that I really really sincerely appreciate this post.
    Thank. You.

  4. AMEN!!! Preach it sister!! :) Ha ha... I love how you said "Edward's face is not allowed on my blog..." YOU GO!! :) Seriously the hype is ridiculous! I like the word you used...revolting. Exactly.
    You spoke of the "Team Edward" shirts, not to mention underwear. *Gag!*

    Not only are vampires creepy, horrible, and perverted; they are just plain WRONG!! Oh yeah, I just remembered this great article I read about Twilight...let me go grab the link for you. Ah here it is!


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  6. I'm SO glad to know my daughter is not planning on falling in love with a vampire. What a relief...

  7. I am not entirely sure why girls are falling in love with beings that have to suck fresh BLOOD in order to survive. Kind of like spiders.
    Great post!

  8. Haha, I love this post! I am a 17 year old female, and am also sick of seeing Twilight stuff EVERYWHERE. I think it's creepy and sick. What's so great about vampires all of a sudden??? Nothing!! ;P Great post. :)

  9. How about you start a new series? Instead of 'Fashion Hates', it could be 'Twilight Hates'. There is plenty of stuff out there to keep a series going for a looong time! Such as FULL-LENGTH TWILIGHT CUTOUTS. They disgust me.

    Anne-Girl: I've read that article before! It's great!


  10. Exactly my words. (:

    (Sorry, hope you don't mind me commenting on an older post!)


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